Save Your Ass Merchandise

Please help us help the donkeys by purchasing Save Your Ass Merchandise.

We ship merchandise once a week. If an item is out of stock or back ordered we will contact you by email. If you do not receive your order in a timely fashion and do not hear from us, please let us know. We appreciate your support very much and want to make shopping with us easy and fun. If you have comments or criticism we want to hear from you so we can do our best to serve you well.

Thank you!

New Item!!

Beautiful, 100% "flour sack" cotton Tea Towels!

These are hand screen printed in Bucks County, PA and are soft and quite large, measuring 28" square when opened.

These will make GREAT holiday gifts.

Tea towel: $20.00 plus shipping.

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New Item!!

Hot off the press! The 2018 SYALER Long Ear Calendar is now available for purchase! Perfect for holiday giving--all proceeds go towards the care of the mules and donkeys who are waiting for new homes. What could be better than looking at longears every day of the year!!!

Calendar: $20.00 plus shipping.

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Ready to add to your herd but don't have enough room? These sweet little donkey ornaments are just the thing.

Standing at 2 and 1/2 inches tall and 3 inches wide they won't take up much space at all.

Adoption fee: $5.00 plus shipping.

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Elwood and Borden


Meet the newest members of the SYA merchandise herd.

Elwood stands 11" from ear tip to hoof. He is a lovely silver gray donkey.

Bordon stands 9" from ear tip to hoof. He is a rose dun mini donkey.

Both are great for loving on by kids and adults of all ages. They are soft, cuddly, and machine washable.

Adoption fee:

Bordon - 10.00
Elwood -18.00

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Canvas tote bags!

100% natural 10 oz Cotton Canvas tote bags CUSTOM MADE IN THE USA by award winning Eric and Christopher http://ericandchristopher.com especially for Save Your Ass Long Ear Rescue.

Two sizes - Medium: 5” x 13” bottom by 13 1/2” high and 1 1/2” thick straps. Large: 6” x 16” bottom by 17” high and 1 1/2” straps.

Medium totes $25.00
Large totes $35.00

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Magnetic note pads!

Great stocking stuffer or host/hostess gift for the donkey lovers in your life.

Magnetic note pads are 8.5" x 3.5" and feature SYA donkeys Chanel and her foal Coco.

5.00 plus shipping

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New Item!

Hand-poured 100% beeswax candle. Natural honey scent. Approximately 3” tall and 4” long. The price is $12.

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Lucky the Puppet Donkey


Please welcome Lucky the Donkey to our line of merchandise. This extremely well made and adorable Folkmani donkey puppet will be LUCKY indeed, when adopted by you. Lucky eats very little and is very well mannered. Lucky loves everyone and enjoys being cuddled. We think Lucky would make a good companion for everyone, regardless of their age. The SYA "product testers", have been having a blast!

Lucky's adoption fee is 28.00 plus shipping

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SYA Long Ear Stickers


Great as stocking stuffers, or use to decorate just about anything! Durable, high-gloss 2" stickers showcase many of the SYA long ear alumni and mascots.

Sorry - Sheets temporarily out of stock but plenty of Strips!

Sheet of 40 different stickers $8.00 plus shipping

Strip of 8 different stickers (our choice) $2.00 plus shipping

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Kids Onesie!

Baby Ruby models our new baby onesie! Avaiable in Green or Natural in size 6 months and 12 months.

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Kids T-shirts!

We now have I (heart) donkeys available in kids sizes, S, M, & L.

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Kids Sweatshirt!

For the kiddos...SYA Sweatshirts....available in s, m, & l, green or blue. 36.00

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Heart T-shirt

A donkey with your heart in it's mouth!
Available in sizes S -XXL
Prices are the same as our regular tees. 22. for s-xl 24. for XXL

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D T-shirt

"D" is for Donkey
Available in sizes S -XXL
Prices are the same as our regular tees. 22. for s-xl 24. for XXL

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Ladies long sleeved tee shirts

100% cotton, very fine rib. These tend to run a bit small, so unless you like them very tight, you might want to order a size larger than normal. They are very soft and feel great.

Colors: Heather gray, red and chocolate.

Sizes $30.00 M-2XL plus shipping.

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Zippered Vests

Vests are 100% polyester fleece with zip pockets.

Colors Blue, Black and Red.

Sizes S - XL $50.00 (2XL -$52.00) plus shipping.

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V-Neck T!

This Ladies T has a shorter sleeve, nice V-neck, and falls approximately hip length. 100% cotton. Small - XL are $22.00 and 2XL are $24.00 plus shipping.

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Zip Hoodie Sweat Shirts with SYA logo - new colors!
Sizes small through X-large $48.00 (2XL $50.00) plus shipping.
100% cotton.

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New colors have been added to our colorful collection of 100% cotton T-shirts!
Sizes $22.00 S-XL (2XL $24.00) plus shipping.

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Pigment-Dyed Sweat Shirts
Sweatshirts are “relaxed fit” 100% pigment dyed cotton. Soft and very comfortable to wear.
Sizes small through X-large are $42.00 ($44 for 2XL) plus shipping.

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Sweat Pants
Show off your ass while helping rescued asses! Our new cotton/poly sweats have a wide waistband with a string tie. They have a wide, full cut leg. Available in S- XL 35.00 (XXL 37.00) plus shipping.

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New Mugs
Here are our new 11 ounce mugs! The original images are from paintings by West Coast artist Sunny Kudo. We are “introducing” them as the first two in a series of collectible mugs.

$15.00 + shipping.

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Plush donkeys
$15.00 each plus shipping

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Peace Love MULES Bumper sticker (3”x10”)
$6.00 each (includes shipping)

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Peace Love DONKEYS Bumper sticker (3”x10”)
$6.00 each (includes shipping)

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SYA Bumper Sticker
$3 each (4" x 6") includes shipping.

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Caps
Our baseball caps are 100% cotton and come in red, sand, blue, and brown. They feature an embroidered Save Your Ass logo. Adjustable to fit all. $20 Plus shipping.

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Selecting, Training, Breeding, Enjoying & Caring for Donkeys
by Sue Ann Weaver

Friendly, dependable, and intelligent, donkeys are adept at protecting livestock and pulling loads, yet make spirited racing partners and gentle stable companions. And their heart-felt braying, ever-alert ears, and expressive brown eyes earn them special status as beloved farm pets.
Give your donkey the best possible care, admire his place in history, and laugh at his charms. Training tips, valuable advice, fun facts, quotes, and colorful anecdotes are all included in this comprehensive, up-to-date guide to the versatile donkey.
$24.95 plus $6.00 shipping.

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    Please send an email to Ann Firestone at: awfirestone@gmail.com if you have any questions.

    If paying by check, please include note with your selections and mail to:

    Ann Firestone
    Save Your Ass Long Ear Rescue,
    Broomtail Farm,
    23 Saw Mill Road,
    South Acworth, NH,
    03607

    SHIPPING
    Shipping charges are $6 for one item,
    $9 for 2 or 3 items,
    $11 for 4 or more items.

Ann, I received the merchandise that I ordered and just wanted to say thanks - the quality of all of the items is excellent!!!! I will be placing another order very shortly for gifts. Many thanks, Liz Galloway