Save Your Ass Merchandise

Please help us help the donkeys by purchasing Save Your Ass Merchandise.

We ship merchandise once a week. If an item is out of stock or back ordered we will contact you by email. If you do not receive your order in a timely fashion and do not hear from us, please let us know. We appreciate your support very much and want to make shopping with us easy and fun. If you have comments or criticism we want to hear from you so we can do our best to serve you well.

Thank you!

Our 2022 Calendar Contest has closed!

If you would like to pre-order a calendar, please click on this link: www.gogophotocontest.com

Each calendar is $20. You have until 12/1/2021 at 11:59:59 PM to order your calendar. You have the option to have your calendars shipped for an additional $3 per calendar. Please know the site is a secure site to use your credit card!

THANK YOU!!

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Hooded Sweatshirts

The newest additions in our merchandise shop; Gildan Heavy blend hooded sweatshirts. Perfect for these chilly fall days and a great way to represent SYALER with style. We are carrying sizes Small to XXL.

New colors in the photo shown, Stone, Red, Black and Forest Green.

$45.00 plus shipping.

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SPECIAL: Coffee Cups!

Closeout...$5.00 plus 7.00 shipping while they last.

Quantity is very limited.

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Our 2021 Calendars are on SALE!

Only $7.00 for one calendar or $5.00 each for two or more plus $4.00 shipping.

If wanting more than one, please specify in checkout how many you would like.

THANK YOU!!

One Calendar.

Two or more calendars.

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New Item: Posie Foal Puppet

Posie the donkey foal Puppet, the latest member of our stuffie herd is an adorably soft plush donkey who is 16” long by 19” tall from toe to tail.

Great stocking stuffer!

She can be yours for the adoption fee of $45.00 plus shipping.

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New Item: Zelda and Sassy Donkey Pillow are on SALE!

This 13x13” pillow would make a lovely gift for the sleepy heads on your gift list.

Only $10.00 for one pillow or mulitiple for $7.00 each plus shipping.

If wanting more than one, please specify in checkout how many you would like.

One Pillow - $10.00 each

Multiple Pillows - $7.00 each

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2016 Map

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New Item: We now have donkey weight tapes for sale!

We acquired these from a friend across the pond. They are made in England specifically for donkeys!!

It was found that weight tapes specifically for donkeys are required when estimating their weight. Tapes for horses and ponies skew the results and are not accurate. This is mainly due to the differences in digestion, metabolism and weight distribution.

We are charging $22.00 per tape and free shipping. Sorry for the high price, shipping to us was costly due to being imported from England.

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Tater Tot!

From withers to hooves he is 4” and from nose to rump he is 6”.

Great stocking stuffer!

$5.00 plus $7.00 shipping.

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Ladies v-neck, 3/4 length fitted tops.
Available in royal blue, black and dark grey.
$30.00 plus shipping.

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Just in time for holiday gift-giving!

Beautiful breadboard 7” x 13.5”.

$23.00 plus shipping.

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Jessica Gonzalez’s new book is a must have for anyone seeking a better relationship with their equine friends.

This book not only explains the “how’s and why’s of training with positive reinforcement but is full of handy work sheets, walking one through the steps needed to create a cooperative and loving relationship. Price $25.00 plus shipping.

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Just in time for your holiday cooking; an apron featuring Fred and Ethel, who were recently adopted from SYA.

This 100% cotton apron is hand screen printed in Bucks County, PA and would make a lovely gift.

$35.00 plus shipping.

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Beautiful, 100% "flour sack" cotton Tea Towels!

These are hand screen printed in Bucks County, PA and are soft and quite large, measuring 28" square when opened.

These will make GREAT holiday gifts.

Tea towel: $20.00 plus shipping.

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SYA Beanies!

Keep your head toasty warm with these SYA Beanies.

Choose from four wonderful colors: Green, Black, Maroon or Brown.

$20.00 plus shipping

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Ready to add to your herd but don't have enough room? These sweet little donkey ornaments are just the thing.

Standing at 2 and 1/2 inches tall and 3 inches wide they won't take up much space at all.

Adoption fee: $5.00 plus shipping.

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Borden


Meet the newest member of the SYA merchandise herd.

Bordon stands 9" from ear tip to hoof. He is the small rose dun mini donkey in this picture.

Bordon is great for loving on by kids and adults of all ages. He is soft, cuddly, and machine washable.

NOTE: This company is no longer making the bigger version of this donkey.

Adoption fee:

Bordon - $10.00 plus shipping

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Canvas tote bags!

100% natural 10 oz Cotton Canvas tote bags CUSTOM MADE IN THE USA by award winning Eric and Christopher http://ericandchristopher.com especially for Save Your Ass Long Ear Rescue.

Two sizes - Medium: 5” x 13” bottom by 13 1/2” high and 1 1/2” thick straps. Large: 6” x 16” bottom by 17” high and 1 1/2” straps.

Medium totes $25.00 plus shipping
Large totes $35.00 plus shipping

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Lucky the Puppet Donkey


Please welcome Lucky the Donkey to our line of merchandise. This extremely well made and adorable Folkmani donkey puppet will be LUCKY indeed, when adopted by you. Lucky eats very little and is very well mannered. Lucky loves everyone and enjoys being cuddled. We think Lucky would make a good companion for everyone, regardless of their age. The SYA "product testers", have been having a blast!

Lucky's adoption fee is 28.00 plus shipping

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SYA Long Ear Stickers


Great as stocking stuffers, or use to decorate just about anything! Durable, high-gloss 2" stickers showcase many of the SYA long ear alumni and mascots.

Sorry - Sheets temporarily out of stock but plenty of Strips!

Sheet of 40 different stickers $8.00 plus shipping

Strip of 8 different stickers (our choice) $2.00 plus shipping

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Kids Onesie!

Baby Ruby models our new baby onesie! Available in Green or Natural in size 6 months and 12 months.

$20.00 Plus shipping

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Kids T-shirts!

These Kids tee shirts are being discontinued so there may be limited color and size choices until all are sold.

I (heart) donkeys available in kids sizes, S, M, & L.

$20.00 Plus shipping

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Kids Sweatshirt!

For the kiddos...SYA Sweatshirts....available in s, m, & l, green or blue.

$36.00 Plus shipping

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Unisex long sleeved tee shirts

100% cotton long sleeve uni-sex T-shirt.

sizes S - XL -$30.00 (2X 32.00) plus shipping

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These Ladies long sleeved tee shirts are being discontinued so there may be limited color and size choices until all are sold.

100% cotton, very fine rib. These tend to run a bit small, so unless you like them very tight, you might want to order a size larger than normal. They are very soft and feel great.

Colors: Heather gray, red and chocolate.

Sizes $30.00 M-2XL plus shipping.

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V-Neck T!

This Ladies T has a shorter sleeve, nice V-neck, and falls approximately hip length. 100% cotton.

Small - XL are $22.00 and 2XL are $24.00 plus shipping.

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We are discontinuing these Zip hoodies and replacing with pullover hoodies so colors and sizes may be limited until sold out. Please check back when we have our new pullover hoodies in stock!

Zip Hoodie Sweat Shirts with SYA logo.

100% cotton.

Sizes small through X-large $48.00 (2XL $50.00) plus shipping.

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New colors have been added to our colorful collection of 100% cotton T-shirts!
Sizes $22.00 S-XL (2XL $24.00) plus shipping.

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Pigment-Dyed Crew Neck Sweat Shirts
Sweatshirts are “relaxed fit” 100% pigment dyed cotton. Soft and very comfortable to wear.
Sizes small through X-large are $42.00 ($44 for 2XL) plus shipping.

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Note!: We no longer have watermelon and are currently out of large size periwinkle!

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Sweat Pants
Show off your ass while helping rescued asses! Our new cotton/poly sweats have a wide waistband with a string tie. They have a wide, full cut leg. Available in S- XL 35.00 (XXL 37.00) plus shipping.

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Plush donkeys
$15.00 each plus shipping

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Peace Love MULES Bumper sticker (3”x10”)
$6.00 each (includes shipping)

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Peace Love DONKEYS Bumper sticker (3”x10”)
$6.00 each (includes shipping)

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SYA Bumper Sticker
$3 each (4" x 6") includes shipping.

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Baseball Caps
Our baseball caps are 100% cotton and come in red, sand, blue, and brown. They feature an embroidered Save Your Ass logo. Adjustable to fit all. $20 Plus shipping.

We have run out of some colors! At the moment, all we have left are Sand and Brown. Sorry for any inconvenience. We'll let you know as soon as the others are back in stock.

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Selecting, Training, Breeding, Enjoying & Caring for Donkeys
by Sue Ann Weaver

Friendly, dependable, and intelligent, donkeys are adept at protecting livestock and pulling loads, yet make spirited racing partners and gentle stable companions. And their heart-felt braying, ever-alert ears, and expressive brown eyes earn them special status as beloved farm pets.
Give your donkey the best possible care, admire his place in history, and laugh at his charms. Training tips, valuable advice, fun facts, quotes, and colorful anecdotes are all included in this comprehensive, up-to-date guide to the versatile donkey.
$24.95 plus $6.00 shipping.

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    Please send an email to Ann Firestone at: awfirestone@gmail.com if you have any questions.

    If paying by check, please include note with your selections and mail to:

    Ann Firestone
    Save Your Ass Long Ear Rescue,
    Broomtail Farm,
    23 Saw Mill Road,
    South Acworth, NH,
    03607

    SHIPPING
    Shipping charges are $7 for one item,
    $10 for 2 or 3 items,
    $15 for 4 or more items.

Ann, I received the merchandise that I ordered and just wanted to say thanks - the quality of all of the items is excellent!!!! I will be placing another order very shortly for gifts. Many thanks, Liz Galloway